Taste is subjective… up to a point. When it comes to fashion, there are some design decisions out there that might just make most of you Pandas recoil in horror. And these fashion disasters get shamed on the popular Facebook group, ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress.’
And they’re right, you really can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress. And the proof is the photos from the group that we’re featuring today, dear Pandas. Scroll down for the cream of the crop, the worst of the worst. Fashion statements that would make almost anyone want to call up the fashion police.
As you’re scrolling down, don’t forget to upvote the pics that you enjoyed the most, whether you loved how bad the dresses look or you’re actually a fan of the designs. And if you’re interested in swimming in some more bad taste, why not check out Bored Panda’s previous article about the Facebook group right over here? It’s a cut above the rest.
#1 Totally Invisible
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#2 This Screams Maternity Shoot
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#3 Vogue
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Earlier, Bored Panda had a wonderful in-depth talk about the ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ project with the founder of the Facebook group, Mary Waldron. She’s one of the people managing the nearly-62k-member dress-shaming community.
Previously, she told us all about the history of the subreddit and when she noticed that it started gaining more and more popularity on the internet.
"I noticed the group gaining more popularity about 6-7 months after I created it, and it was honestly out of nowhere. I never expected it to be such a big group, but honestly, I should have because, at the time, shaming groups were a big trend on Facebook," Mary, the founder of the group, opened up to us.
#4 Ermm
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#5 I Can’t Even Think Of The Words To Describe This. Literally Looks Like A Denim Black Hole
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#6 What. Even. Is. This? I Will Say It's A Pretty Good Advertisement For Her Waxer
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"Looking back, I think the thing about shaming groups in general that brings people together and really resonates with them is the idea that there are things so bad out there that they feel compelled to share them with everyone for a good laugh, just like when a group of kids in school will see a teacher with a really bad tie and make a few jokes. To me, it’s that same concept, just on a much larger scale, that really makes these groups what they are,” she shared why she believes the Facebook group is so appealing to such a wide range of people.
#7 MoschiNO!!!!
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#8 “Its Fashion” No It’s Ugly Lmao, What Even Is This
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#9 I Think This Should Be In Here Lol
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"The group name was actually inspired by a comment on a post in the group, ‘That’s it, I’m wedding dress shaming,’" she added that she can’t remember the name of the person who made the comment, as she would love to credit them.
"The group was originally just a wedding dress shaming group called ‘You Can’t Slap On A White Skirt and Call it a Wedding Dress,' but over time, as more and more people joined, I decided to allow other types of dresses,” Mary said.
#10 Darlek?
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#11 Fancy Jellyfish Dress
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#12 Whut
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“The name change was actually only a few months ago, after we had already become popular and I had a larger admin team, and we mutually decided that since we were allowing all types of dresses, we needed a more inclusive name," she told Bored Panda back in August 2021.
#13 Found On Shein
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#14 Why Does It Low Key Look Like A Pad. You Could Wear This Dress To Your Period Party And At The Very End Have People Throw Red Paint At Youuuu
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#15 I Hope Everyone Can Agree With Me On This One
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In Mary’s view, what really sets bad dresses apart from good ones is impracticality. “The dresses I tend to really gawk at are the ones that look like they could fall off, tear, or just completely malfunction at any given moment. But outside of the group, I try to keep an open mind when it comes to fashion because a person’s taste is as unique as their own,” she said.
#16 Feel Like This Belongs Here
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#17 This Confuses Me
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#18 Just... Why?
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However, at the end of the day, what others think doesn’t matter as much as what you do: if you like a particular dress, wear it. “If a dress makes you feel happy when you wear it, then you wear it relentlessly because your body is your own to dress how you want to,” she told us.
#19 Looks The Same
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#20 Guys Is It Just Me Or Is This Dress Wierd. This Was Spotted In The Wild On Shein. Looks Like The Boobages Are Just Hanging Free
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#21 I Just Wanna Know How They Expect The Girls To Stay Contained
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Previously, Bored Panda got in touch with fashion designer Oyinda Akinfenwa, the creator of the Janore brand, who is an expert designer and makes multifunctional dresses that can be worn in a wide variety of ways.
"It’s hard to notice your own mistakes on your outfits until someone points them out because to you, it seems amazing because it is your work and you want to be proud of it, without realizing it may not be exactly as good as you think," she explained to us why some designers are blind to their own mistakes.
#22 Obviously People With More Money Than Me Don't Have To Move Their Arms
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#23 I Can’t Get Behind A Denim Dress I Just Can’t
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#24 I Just……. No
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"It’s really hard for creatives to give themselves criticism most times because of how hard we work to create the pieces we have, so most times we tend to not try to over-analyze the result,” Oyinda shared her thoughts with us.
#25 Does This Even Qualify As A Dress? If I Squint I Can See Some Fabric
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#26 Man What The Hell
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#27 Not The Best Placement For A Continent
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In her mind, less is always more: any outfit can get lost in the ‘noise’ if there’s too much going on. “People tend to add too much on when the outfit they’re wearing already has a lot going on which makes it seem tacky. Also, it takes away from the outfit because no one will be looking at the outfit, just be confused about what is going on with the entire dressing," she said.
#28 Aluminum Foil Queen
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#29 Found On Tiktok, The Sleeves Connect To The Skirts
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#30 Something You Might See At The Car Wash
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According to the design and fashion expert, people should give their shoe choices the proper attention that they deserve. “People tend to wear the wrong shoes for certain outfits which really brings down the whole look, by the time you start admiring them and get to their feet and you’re disappointed by their shoes,” she said. Meanwhile, getting your nails done or wearing knuckle rings can “elevate your look” no matter what clothes you’re wearing.
#31 Please Tell Me I'm Not The Only One Who Thought This The First Time You Saw It
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#32 What Is Going On
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#33 No. Just No
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#34 Whatever The Heck This Is
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#35 Someone I Know Is Selling This Dress And I Can’t Seem To Not See Sagging Boobs Instead Of Pokets
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#36 Oh Denim
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#37 This Hurts Just Looking At
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#38 Yikes!!!
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#39 I Know That Harper's Bazaar Is A "High Fashion" Magazine, But Come On
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#40 I Am Surprised They Let Someone Wear This To Prom
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#41 I’m Sorry But No
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#42 Sam This On Tiktok And Immediately Decided This Was Where It Needed To Go Lol
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#43 Official Cosplay As Pixar Lamp
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#44 I Love Miley But What Is This???
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#45 I Feel That This Qualifies
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#46 Seen In The Wild On Instagram. Can’t Decide If The Belt Makes It Slightly Better Or Worse
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#47 What Is This ?!
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#48 Met Gala
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#49 Lemons
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#50 Diaper Dress?
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#51 I Love Her, She’s A Famous Actress. But This Is Just Not It Like??
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#52 Cute, If You Want To Look Like Daisy Duck
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#53 If Someone Says "I Actually Like It " Im Calling The Police
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#54 Cowboy Bebop Vibes
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#55 This Is Not It
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#56 Why? I Know Its Listed As A Jumpsuit But I Feel Like It’s A Weird In Between A Skirt, Pants, And A Dress
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#57 She Was A Bride. I Just Don't Understand How She Can Look Like A Pineapple And A Bird
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#58 This Dress Felt Appropriate To Post Here
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#59 When You’re Trying To Sleep And Get Tangled In Your Comforter
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#60 Wtaf? Just Seen This On Marketplace
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#61 Prom Dress
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#62 It Looks Like Her Kid Got Ahold Of Some Craft Scissors
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#63 The Least Practical Wedding Dress
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#64 Found At A Charity Shop In England. My Straight Face Explains It All
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#65 Model Does Not Need A Bath Sponge. She Is One
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#66 A Wedding Dress Submission. Bonus, Here's The Groom
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#67 I’m All For Creativity And Homemade Stuff, But What The F Is This??
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#68 Why Do I Keep Seeing Musculature In This?
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#69 You Can Not Tell Me That This Dress Does Not Looks Like A Used Tampon
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#70 Hmmm
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#71 They Just Keep Popping Up In My Yard Sale Group
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#72 Pretty In Pink Meets All Sorts Of Chaos
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#73 Saw This On A Local Prom Shop Instagram It’s Giving Big Bird But Pink
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#74 Make It Make Sense, Jesus. You’re The Only One Who Can, Lord
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