Netflix’s Afterlife Of The Party drops on the streaming service today, September 2nd! I will have a review of the film coming soon, so make sure to stop back by, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the movie. I love me a good line and this film had some divine ones! Check out this list of 80+ best and most divine Netflix’s Afterlife Of The Party quotes.
Afterlife Of The Party Quotes
Would a hat help?
What if we just stayed home and we put on our stretchy pants, and we puzzle like we use to, and we order more noodles?
I have to ring in 25 with style.
I’m around dinosaur bones all day, so I’m not use to talking to people much.
You wanna play matchmaker?
I’m really focused on work right now and I can’t have any distractions.
I want to induce you to my friend fun. I don’t think the two of you ever met.
I like having a good time too. Only I want to do it with people who’d actually care if something happened to me, or who would like me even if I didn’t rent a very dangerous water slide.
It’s like you think you aren’t worth anything if you aren’t seen.
I think there is more to life than partying.
I don’t think being friends should feel like work.
I don’t want to stay best friends out of habit anyway.
Maybe it’s time we both admit that we’ve outgrown each other.
Did that go viral?
Halos are special occasions only.
We call this the in between.
The in-between are for those that have unfinished business, back on Earth, like yourself.
After you passed, he gave up.
He needs a reason to feel hopeful again.
It’s all part of your basic angel package.
I haven’t called her that since the day she moved out.
Just think of it as Cassie-palooza, the afterlife edition.
A name will disappear each time it is deemed you have closure.
This is about you learning to really connect with the people closest to you.
Somebody call Marie Kondo because joy is really not sparking here.
Guess I’m ripping the band-aid off.
What the gamer geek?
I hate being so out of touch.
I will always be your guinea pig.
Why couldn’t I have a death by chocolate?
A sign-up sheet. How retro.
Maybe if you cut out all the “I’s” and “me’s” and look harder, you’ll find that she actually does need you.
There is a whole world out there and you are missing it.
Everyone knows. You’re trending.
Everyone’s staring at me like I’m a unicorn.
Some call it soul mates or kindred spirits.
I’m usually the center of the party now I’m on the sidelines. This feels odd.
A guardian angel who’s there through all of these stages of life.
Animals are more open to the spiritual world. Some kids are too.
I just feel so guilty going on like normal when you can’t.
All I ever wanted was to protect you and I couldn’t even do that.
Let’s analyze some fossils.
She was your best mate. She’s part of you.
Something told me I should keep it.
Being dead brings up a lot of insecurities.
This almost feels like old times.
I can’t imagine a world without cold noodles.
For somebody who studies bones, you need to get some in your back.
I’m not sure she speaks angel.
Only the best for you, neighbor.
I mostly work with fossils. I just find something so comforting in holding history in your hands.
Don’t watch me sleep tonight. It’s creepy.
It’s talking to each other that we have a problem with.
I don’t know how I’m gonna make things right before my time is up.
You are so lucky I came back.
Your cutie composer won’t know what hit him.
What an angel-block, Val.
I have liked you since the first time we met.
He smells really, really good. Like pine and pizza.
I’m never gonna have a first kiss again, or go on an amazing date, or go on a bad date. But worst of all, I’m not gonna be here to watch all your career successes.
I can’t lie. I’m almost an angel.
I was young and I thought I knew more than anyone around me.
I should’ve been there, to help her with her homework, hold her when she had a nightmare. I made a lot of selfish decisions. One thing that never changed was my love for her.
You have a perfect life and a perfect future and I have none of those.
I died before I even got a chance to live.
I forgive you.
We’re not running a match making service here.
I never had anyone who wanted to add to their list before. I also never had anyone like you before.
Are you behind this too, Cassie?
I wish Cassie was here.
There are no grudges in the afterlife.
I love digging in dirt and I hated when people told me that it wasn’t a proper career for a lady.
Now I’ve started learning from what I can’t see.
You don’t need to look any further.
This entire time I thought I was the one helping you but all this has me realizing that you were the ones helping me.
I couldn’t imagine going through this life or any other without you.
God only knows what I’d be without you.
I always like to be the last one to leave a party.
Your time is up.
The fact that you would risk your after life to help someone not on the list, and take full responsibility to protect me, it’s beyond selfless.
I feel like I’ve always known you.
Let’s do this.